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Thursday, October 17, 2013

ePisode 84: eSurance's grammar is awesomer

Even the paid spokesman for endurance hesitated before he said the word awesomer in their "Tennis for the Modern world" commercial.  The text for the advertisement is:

Over the last 100 years, tennis has gotten less dainty. Racquets less splintery. Courts more surface-y. Technology made the game a whole lot faster. And Awesomer.

Most awesome. More awesome than.... Awesomeness.... Awesomely bad use of the English language. Perios instead of commas? How about using semi-colons in that terrible paragraph? Surface-y?

eSurance - Insurance for the Modern World.

eSurance - for eXceptional coverage.

eSurance - eXactly what you want when you need it.

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