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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Episode 116: More Bad Grammar than We Knoweth what to Do With

I understand that during their "Castle" advertisement that "Flo" and "Jamie are attempting to speak their lines using Ye Olde King's English. The problem is that the voice-over at the end of the commercial says "More savings than we knoweth what to do with."

It may be more interesting to say "More discounts than knights at the round table."

How about "We can shield you from unforeseen accidents and expenses." This would play nicely on the sword and shield theme of the commercial. I think that their "RV Bundling" commercial for the way that it visualizes all the items that a consumer may want to insure.

Ending a sentence with a preposition forsakeths the proper rules of grammar.

I wonder if I will have found ten grammatically incorrect Progressive commercial beforeth the endeth of the year?

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